First day of school nightmare: coming to school
in your underwear. Oh wait, it happens every day in China. At the school I
teach, I lead a parade of naked children outside every day to go play on the
hot playground. After fifteen minutes of playtime, the kids get a little sponge
bath with a damp towel before starting English class again. Oh to be a little
kid in China.
The little babies don’t have diapers
here in China. They either go completely pantsless or wear a breezier variation
of pants complete with a gaping hole, so they can pop a squat wherever they
please, whenever they please.
Alright, China, alright.
The other day, I was in my towel,
hanging my clothes to dry outside, and my towel fell. My roommates dance on
their window bench in their underwear. Our neighbors love us.
We took a train to Changsha last weekend, (which
is a city north of the city I live in, Zhongshan). In the hotel, the bathroom
wall was glass but had a curtain for the prudes, like my roomie, Micah, who
pulled the curtain while she showered. When I went in to take my shower, I
realized the curtain was a one-sided curtain, so you could see through it from
inside the bathroom but you couldn’t see anything from the room. Um, kind of
creepy? I was taking my sweet time getting undressed,
taking a pee, brushing my teeth, and I kept looking over at Micah through the
curtain, because I was just so weirded out. As I'm turning the water on, I look over and see
the flowery opaque curtain bunched to
the side. The curtain had been pulled to the side the entire time, and I just thought it was a one-sided curtain. I prudishly pulled the curtain and finished my shower.
Embarrassed kitty. |
Loves,
Justine
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